serotonin? in this economy?
Claudia
Coheed and Cambria
ENFJ
Life hack: don’t read through old messages
when u call for ur dog n u hear the lil pap pap pap of their feet as they come to u
reblog if u agree
anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
ccant relate
why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
So damn ready for hoodies and cold nights.
Lay in bed and listen to an entire Coheed and Cambria album with me so I know it’s real.
rum:
you ever see sappy love posts on your dash and someone puts a name in the tags. Fuck man im rootin for you and Kelsey
what is this, a vending machine for ants?
ants need to stay hydrated too
Don’t drink from me or my son ever again.